Heroes In A Half-Shell?

So Michael Bay is heading up production for the next installment of the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and we here at Cupcake Rogues are not too excited. No we are not. With Bay at the helm you can be certain of three things…

1. Shredder’s defeat will involve an ENORMOUS explosion.

2. April O’Neil will be a total skeezer. (You know Heidi Montag is scouring flea markets for the classic yellow jumpsuit as we speak)

3. Not only will it be impossible to tell who’s winning during battles, you probably won’t even know who’s fighting.

That being said, I’ll be standing in line like the nerdy sucker I am wearing my turtles t-shirt and attempting to smuggle celebratory pizza into the theater in my purse.

Don’t disappoint me Bay, or Casey Jones will inexplicably appear to throw a Maytag at you.



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