Dear Rapper whose name I don’t know that sings the overly played “Nothing on You” song,
I understand you’re a rapper and a big part of your everyday job is rhyming words. However, these words should still make sense. I know it’s a difficult concept, so allow me to explain further. In your lyric “You’re my Wonder Woman, call me Mr. Fantastic,” you almost caused me to veer off the road in the ridiculousness of this comment. For one, Wonder Woman is a DC, and Mr. Fantastic is a Marvel – a fact that even the least nerdy usually know. Further more, I think Sue Storm may have a thing or two to say about you pawning her man off on another woman. In conclusion, please do your research before riling up a bunch of angry nerds.
Bob…. apparently this guy’s name is Bob. Way to go, Bob.